I can't think of witty words right now. I'm not doing too bad..
Of course, now I've said that, I'm fairly convinced all of it is shit.
Dammit.
Sunday 12 July 2009
Saturday 4 July 2009
Think I'm Drunk Enough To Drive You Home Now
Kids!
Have you ever thought to yourself, 'Well sod this, the bins like, 200 yards away, the floor will appreciate it much more!'. Well, for the sake of this project, Thank You. For the sake of the world however, stop it, you lazy bastards.
I would also like to question why you kids are drinking so much Strongbow. So very much Strongbow. I mean, at least it's not white lightning, but have some standards! Go for the whisky, it'll warm the cockles of your heart. And pretty much everywhere else.
This project is bought to you by the wonderful tunes of Death Cab for Cutie. Go! Listen!
Have you ever thought to yourself, 'Well sod this, the bins like, 200 yards away, the floor will appreciate it much more!'. Well, for the sake of this project, Thank You. For the sake of the world however, stop it, you lazy bastards.
I would also like to question why you kids are drinking so much Strongbow. So very much Strongbow. I mean, at least it's not white lightning, but have some standards! Go for the whisky, it'll warm the cockles of your heart. And pretty much everywhere else.
This project is bought to you by the wonderful tunes of Death Cab for Cutie. Go! Listen!
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