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I welcome you to an illustrated guide to making cake in a mug, the ultimate in ridiculous breakfasts.

Quick run down of the ingredients.



4 heaped dessert spoons of Self Raising Flour
4 spoons of Sugar
2 spoons of Cocoa
1 Egg
4 tablespoons of Milk
2 desert spoons of oil
1 Mug
1 Microwave
1,000,000 spoons



Chuck the flour into your cup.



Add the sugar.



Then the Cocoa, and mix them all up.



Crack in the egg.



And mix that in... ick..



Pour in the milk and stir.



Add the oil, and then give it a final stir, and you should be left with a brown liquid mess.



Stick it in the microwave for 3 minutes. It'll probably make a huge mess, so put a plate or some kitchen towel under the mug.



Et voila. Cake!

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